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Website Descriptions and Analyses
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Prizes unlocked at $80000 - spamkey candle “Spamton”
scented candle, Banana, Ralsei nurse costume for plush, “Your
best [$#3*] heart locked. Whilst these items were locked they were
previously listed as
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At $12000 prizes unlocked - SPAMPTON “MR. AND MRS. AND”
THROUPLE CUTTING BOARD, PIPIS BATH RUG, EMBROIDERED BATHROBE AND
SLIPPERS, FUNGIBLE TOKEN (previously named “rhymes with F
T”)
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At $150000 prizes unlocked - ASK SPAMTON LIVE Q&A (happened on
twitter through the fangamer twitter account), PIPIS BIGSHOT FANTASYSHIP RING, ENGRAVED WRISTWATCH, SPAMPTON 3-D CELEBRITY PHOTO CUBE, HOT MAMAS IN YOUR AREA REAL WINE
GLASS 100% REPLICA.
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$200000 unlocked SKELETON SNOW GLOBE, EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF DELTARUNE MERCH YOU CAN BUY
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$225000 unlocked SPAMTON ENGRAVED WEDDING RING, SPAMTON BODY PILLOW,
SPAMTON’S FATE
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inspecting code in pages has “shimai-world” in it which
just translates to “sister-world” in Japanese. This
includes the main sweepstakes page.
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At $225k, SPAMTON’S FATE unlocked. It is a bidding war for
Spamton’s SILENCE or FREEDOM, and the current results were
viewed via the main sweepstakes page.
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The Outcome of the sweepstake was won by freedom
Ice-e
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Ice-e is real (presumably), and possibly has something to do with
Dess’s disappearance
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Found from the Ice-e page, linked through the word
“sister”, dess ?
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“The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name
changed, or is temporarily unavailable.” - presumed to be a hint towards finding the /dess page which
isn't linked anywhere.
Code
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https://deltarune.com/code/ Features a blog implied to belong to Noelle/Dess. The
catpetterz, bluecircle and egg pages are implied to be other parts of
this blog.
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Features a number which seems to be going up, likely reflecting the
amount of hidden pages there are as they’re getting
added/found.
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Currently, the number is at 26. (26 links found?)
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The blog is making fun of the “ARG”
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https://deltarune.com/code/comments/ The comments for the blog. Features comments from someone
who’s implied to be Berdly and someone who’s implied to be
Jockington (“Sports”).
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Space core: 555 is the fake area code for movies and stuff, probably
not intended to be a real number
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the number changes upon refresh, it isn’t real, any real
numbers it happens to end up on are coincidence
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That was a change! It used to be one single, real number near the
beginning of the ARG. Also, the new ones can never be real numbers, they’re one digit too long.
Cat Petterz
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https://deltarune.com/catpetterz/ - Cat Petterz 2, found from cardboard box link on main page
- links to /egg
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The mp3 is supposedly called “No Cats” by
“Corrupted” from “The Cat Petterz OST”
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[Audio Warning] The mp3 audio on the Cat Petterz 2 page is heavily
glitched out and loud
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The audio as far as we know does not contain secrets, nor are we able
to un-corrupt it
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By listening closely, it’s just an “arrangement” of
Jingle Bells, much like the one in the /code page.
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Noelle talking about a glitch in the game “Cat Petterz”
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The game appears to have lore implication, due to /egg
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Connected to MewMew, so Alphys would be likely to know of this
game
Egg
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https://deltarune.com/egg/ - Information about eggs, most likely has to do with the
“Man” eggs in Chapters 1 and 2 (even more so since you find egg page through “man”
page)
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This page has been around since before the sweepstakes[citation needed]
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“A white egg showed up on my screen, but there was a message with it.
"SPECIAL"”
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When attempting to raise its happiness so it would hatch, the egg
left due to happiness
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Inverse of the stated normal game mechanics
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Originally said please email me, but then people actually tried to,
so it was changed to a link.
Man
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https://deltarune.com/man/ - (where is this page linked from?I don’t think this is linked anywhere (I think the hyperlink
was found through brute force)) Egg room from Deltarune chapter 1
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If you click slightly above the tree, it takes you back to egg
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Dess
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https://deltarune.com/dess - goes to an image of a red guitar, clicking it lets you hear a
variation of “Lost Girl.” The filename of this version of
Lost Girl is notably “findher.ogg”.
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Bluebubble
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https://bluebubble.rodeo/ - (link visible on image of toilet paper from main page) Cowboy
designs for Kris and susie. Clicking on them plays the Tasque Manager whip sound. Interesting to note that it’s only
Kris and Susie here with the cowboy designs and not Ralsei.
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(Description: Get ready for 2 minutes of mildly entertaining
shoot-out action!)
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Dog
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https://deltarune.com/dog/ - (Championship belt description) shows a picture frame, if you
click on it the annoying dog appears in the frame with the text
“Best Inu” under it, while playing a slow triumphant brass
rendition of “a real boy” from Chapter 2.
“Inu” just translates to “dog” in Japanese.
Also might imply that the annoying dog is a Shiba Inu.
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Blink
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Features Susie randomly blinking, Susie also blinks when
clicking
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The Javascript code for the blinks uses the math.random() function,
so assuredly NOT morse code.
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Sighting
SecretPipis
Secret
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( https://deltarune.com/chair/ DON’T spam the chair you might get jumped! Clicking the
chair has a small chance to show yellow and pink eyes (spamton style)
and redirect you to the main page) (But what if it could
get… darker than dark *as tab description*) returning to secret
after that will not allow you to click any closets. (you only need to
return to the previous page without getting the jumpscare)
Ramb
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Leads to the following links
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(Description: You’re The annoying Now Dog)
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(Clicking on it: THE WEATHER ALWAYS STICKS TOGETHER)
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https://deltarune.com/tv - Titled: “It’s off”. Shows the TV from the
end of Chapter 2 where the smile appears after Kris supposedly creates
a dark world.
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https://deltarune.com/changingroom - Titled: (Private…). Shows a shadowman putting on socks
behind a curtain. Likely a reference to how the ACT in their fight
involves knocking off their socks.
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Shows battle footage against two enemies called Shadowmen.
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A section of a slowed down version of Rude Buster plays in the
background.
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The shadowmen appearance seems to be based off of 1930’s
American Gangsters (Those outfits are probably in reference to ska
music, same as the shadowmen, see the saxophones.
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A written description of the video: A spare act involves Kris, Susie,
and Ralsei (also dressed like Gangsters) shooting hearts at the socks
of the shadowmen to spare them. In the attack/wave phase, one
Shadowman attacks with an auto locking saxophone attack, while the
other fires bullets from a semi-auto machine gun.
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Shadowmen is also linked from the ralsei plush
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Found from Lancer cookie link on main page, (can be rarely found from
changing room).
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Features an 8-bit Final Fantasy/Dragon Quest-esque sprite of Lancer.
Clicking on him displays “HO HO HO!!! YOU GOT LANCERED!!!”
while an 8-bit arrangement of his theme plays.
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Kris
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Kris would go over to Noelle’s house all the time as a kid, and
the two of them would play together
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Kris would suddenly stop and start playing the Piano
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Kris would stop playing it if Noelle came to the room with the Piano,
but if she didn’t they would play it for hours without
stopping
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Listed as a private post
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Contains Noelle’s Blog title, just blacked out
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BlueCircle
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Noelle got a pipis virus in Cat Petterz 2 by Spamton (confirmed to be
Spamton by the FAQ)
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Pipis made copies of itself on its own until the game crashed and she
lost her save data
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Links back to /code
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Contains Noelle’s Blog title, just blacked out
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Newest Girl
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Listed as a private post
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Susie really hated Kris
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Kris appeared to have said something to Susie, causing Susie to bolt
out of the school
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Uses language like “But, Kris, with their gamer reaction speed X) Held up their notebook
like a shield and blocked it diagonally, bouncing it into the
air...” and “THAT JUST HAPPENED. LOL X)”
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Contains Noelle’s Blog title, just blacked out
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Tenna
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THAT DAMN [Boob tube]!!!
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YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SHOULD BE HAVING A [Refr3shing n1ghts sleep]
IN THE [Recycling Bin]!!!
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EVERYTHING IS HIS
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EVERYTHING IS HIS FAULT.
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...PAY....
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EVERYONE IS GOING TO
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EVERYONE IS GOING TO PAY [5 easy payments of $9.99] UNTIL THEY'RE
ALL IN THE [Disposal Area] BEGGING FOR MY [$#&*]!!!
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EVERYONE... EVERYONE EXCEPT…
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{pure black font color} ... Mike...
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TV is crossed out in red ink with some sort of physical substance.
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Tenna might be a new character. Most likely short for “Antenna” like of those on a TV.
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The page is titled “DELETE THIS !”
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Clicking on it takes you to static with “WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE!? YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE!!” if you scroll down near the
middle of the page
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The page is titled “ YOU’RE EARLY!”
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2 invisible squares at the bottom of the page
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Bottom takes you to /ramb
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Top one takes you to this. The page has the ocean sound in the
background
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The page is titled “AREN’T YOU FORGETTING
SOMETHING?”
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The black “door” takes you to https://deltarune.com/icepalace_glaceir/
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A blog about a strange glitch in a maze in Dragon Blazers. It also
talks about a locked secret door that doesn’t seem to have a way
to open it.
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Links back to /code in 2 different spots, the broken image (
) and the link at the bottom
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Noelle was terrified of electrical shocks for some reason as a
child
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Contains Noelle’s Blog title, just blacked out
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Credits
Spamton Q&A
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F I N, presumably big shot lyrics "fingers coming from the ends of the phone"
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“Don't drink the water” - likely referring to
Queen’s acid lake
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Noelle responded to spam emails in an attempt to find Dess?
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Elements are confirmed to be dual types (Puppet/cat),
(thunder/light), and (dark/star)
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The “Valuable item” is implied to be the ShadowMantle,
with the three elemental pairings seemingly hinting at future secret
bosses
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Spamton hasn’t heard of “the knight”
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Soul power potentially allows darkners to exist in the light
world
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666666, possibly referencing Gaster’s stats.
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Direct confirmation Spamton knows Jevil
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Confirmation that it was Noelle who wrote the blog page about the
Pipis virus
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Confirmation that no one but Noelle ever fell for Spamton’s
spam mail
Sweepstakes Poll
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All items unlocked.
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Now, SPAMTON'S SILENCE and SPAMTON'S FREEDOM have been
added as choices when you donate to Child's Play.
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This determines the ending of the sweepstakes.
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FREEDOM ENDING - Spamton remains.
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SILENCE ENDING - Spamton is banished.
Found Websites, Audio, Video, and Other Media
Combine redundant entries for maximum information. Put any and all
links here to reference as a master list for everything we know. also
list how you found the linked page if applicable.
If someone has
the time, please put the contents in order of chronology if possible for
ease of understanding and as a timeline to reference.
Site Links
https://spamton-prizes.fangamer.workers.dev/prizes/ (Hyperlink Blocked) (This is just a 404 handler, you can put
anything after spamton-prizes.fangamer.workers.dev/ and it will say
Hyperlink Blocked as well, except for when you’re trying to
request a file under /prizes/.)
Code/blog page mentions 26 pages so far (26/26 found?)
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https://deltarune.com/blink/ (from 3d photo celebrity cube)
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https://deltarune.com/chair/ (From secret)
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https://deltarune.com/icee/ have you seen him banner
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https://deltarune.com/december/ icee page
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https://deltarune.com/secretpipis/ click here to claim your prize banner
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https://deltarune.com/ramb/ spamton shirt link
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https://deltarune.com/weather/ ramb door
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https://deltarune.com/sighting/ toilet paper link
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https://deltarune.com/dog/ belt link
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https://deltarune.com/lancer/ cookie link
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https://deltarune.com/catpetterz/ box link
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https://deltarune.com/egg/ cat petterz link
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https://deltarune.com/changingroom/ (from ramb)
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https://deltarune.com/dess/ (no direct link to page found.)
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https://bluebubble.rodeo/ (linked on toilet paper) )(its a link visible on the toilet
paper image, not clickable)
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https://deltarune.com/tv/ (from ramb)
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https://deltarune.com/shadowmen/ (from changing room)(also from ralsei plush)
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https://deltarune.com/man/ (no direct link known)Leads to the TREE ← Clicking above
tree leads to egg
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https://deltarune.com/code/ (from main page, click on the web ring banner at the bottom) (THE
NUMBER CHANGE (14 -> 15 -> 18 -> 20 -> 22 -> 23 ->
24 -> 26)
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https://deltarune.com/code/comments (from code, comments link is there)
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https://deltarune.com/secret/ (Click on the banner declaring you the 1000000000th customer)
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https://deltarune.com/kris_dreemurr_kris/ (Found in the “YOUR BEST [$#&*]' HEART LOCKET” description)
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https://deltarune.com/bluecircle/ (linked in the pipis rug)
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https://deltarune.com/the_n3w3st_g1rl_g1rl/ (linked in Engraved Wristwatch)
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https://deltarune.com/d_a_m_n_y_o_u_t_e_n_n_a/ (Spamton ring)
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https://deltarune.com/icepalace_glaceir/ (damn you tenna - tv, top square, door)
https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/credits/[linked at the bottom of the sweepstakes page]
Any invalid link gets a 404 page of a sleeping annoying dog
(example:https://deltarune.com/assets/images) (in reference to the Dogcheck screen in Undertale and Deltarune), and there’s a 1/20 chance that you can get an annoying Dog
playing the maracas. (not a particularly interesting note). (yes it is, be nice to the dog)
Audio file links (with inspect element (please use ogg versions for sounds that have
them))
https://deltarune.com/assets/audio/keygen_credits.ogg - music used in the credits section of the main sweepstakes page; an extended mix of KEYGEN.
Image files links
Video file links
(from where is this???)(someone claimed to have guessed the link)(I
think it will get revealed when the bodypillow becomes available)
(just guessed this one)Guessed this one: https://spamton-prizes.fangamer.workers.dev/prizes/locket-video.webm
another guess
another w/ audio
Spamton $weep $takes unlocked prizes
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Fangamer gift cards - UP TO [9] PEOPLE WILL WIN [v a r i o u s ca$h values] IN THE
FORM OF [free GIFT cards]! THAT'S [money], FOR [free*]! WHAT!?!?!
DO THESE [idiots] THINK THIS IS [charity]?!
THIS OPPORTUNITY IS [too good to be true] !! [there 4] AFTER YOU GET
IT, PLEASE [confirm the number on the back] WITH OUR TEAM, I WILL
PERSONALLY TRY OUT THE CARD FOR YOU TO [confirm it's safe]!!!
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SHIRTWEAR 1.04s SPAMTON UPDATE PATCH - THESE [chewed up bubblegum wrappers] THOUGHT THEY COULD MAKE
[merchandise] WITHOUT ME!?
WELL WHO'S A [custom embroidery] NOW, YOU [scrap heap]!? THIS ONE-OF-A-KIND [brand name cl0thing] CAN'T POSSIBLY MAKE YOU
LOOK MORE [$%#!] THAN YOU DO NOW!!!
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SPAMTON'S OLD SOCKS - HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO MAKE ME INTO YOUR [living puppet] AND
[enslave me] WITH [visions of glory] ?
[%$#@] YOU MAN! [&#@!] YOU MAN! [&@#!] YOU MAN!
BUT I CAN'T BLAME YOU, I SURE AM [1] [handsomeGuy]. SO I WILL LET
YOU HAVE MY [pair of dirty socks] AS A [eternal sacrifice], JUST AS
[old] AND [krusty] AS THE DAY I [Die]!
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SPAMTON TOILET PAPER - LOOKING FOR A WAY TO [max out] YOUR [TP]!?
[$#*&] YOURSELF IN STYLE WITH THE NEW SPAMTON [toilet paper], EACH PIECE CONTAINS
A [motivational quote] ABOUT HOW I WILL [killed] YOU!
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WORM FROM THE STRING - EVER THINK ABOUT [settling down] AND HAVING A [little worm]
OF YOUR OWN?
DON'T WORRY WE HAVE [painfully modified] A [loving creature ]
THAT'S SURE TO [eating you out of house and home]!
IT WILL INFEST YOUR [house] , YOUR [crops], AND… YOUR
[heart].
[ succumb to the worm ]
[ succumb to the worm ]
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CHAMPION SHIP BELT - YOU WON'T BECOME A [Big Shot] WITHOUT TAKING A FEW
[fights]. I HAVE BEEN [beat] ON, [stepped] ON, [$#&*] ON,
[$#&*]D UP, [$#**]D DOWN, [shaken] UP, [stirred] AROUND, [cracked]
LIKE AN [egg], HAD [sand] KICKED IN MY [eyes], HAD MY [nose]
METAPHORICALLY [ripped off], [kissed] ON THE [mouth], [tucked] INTO
BED, DRANK MY [orange juice], FELL DOWN THE [stairs], AND YOU KNOW
WHAT? I STILL GOT UP [in the morning], AT [2 A.M.], TO GO DIRECTLY
BACK TO [bed]!
SOUND LIKE [%*#$]!? WELL SKIP THE LINE OF PEOPLE WAITING TO [beat you
into an everloving] AND BECOME THE CHAMP DIRECTLY WITH THIS [commemorative belt]. (A [belt] IS BASICALLY A
[ring] FOR YOUR [ass])
THAT'S RIGHT, [where] THIS [safety belt] TO SCHOOL OR WORK AND YOU
WON'T EVEN HAVE TO [wait in line] FOR PEOPLE TO [beat the %$&*
out of you]!
MEANWHILE I CAN [sneak out the back] AND
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SPAMTON AFTER NOT SURVIVING (s.a.n.s) - WHAT'S MORE [Fun for the kids!] THAN A CONTEST FOR [18
years or older to enter]! ... WHAT'S THAT!? I HEAR YOU GETTING
[$#&*ing mad]!
YES!! I HEAR THE [Haters] and [Screamers] OUTSIDE MY WINDOW [Every
day]. I HEAR THEM [Right now!] SHOOTING ME WITH [Guns] and [Whole Milk]
AND SLAPPING ME [moist] AGAINST THE [freshly tiled bathroom
floor].
[Cool down with a]!!! WHAT IF ONE DAY, YOU ENDED UP [Killed] ME!? WHAT
IF I [Died] JUST LIKE [I finally became a Real Boy] AND TURNED INTO
[graveyard dust], [For the Fans]!?
WELL LET THIS BE A [Email] [in a bottle] FOR YOU! [Wake up and the
smell the] MY DEAD CARCASS!!!
[Sand] IN A [Jar], HARDLY WORTH EVEN ONE MEASLY NEO[Kromer].
AND, YOU CAN HAVE IT [For free]!!!
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CUNGADERO CROSSING SIGN - THE [Nation's Most Popular Car], [cungadero]!!! NOW WITH ITS OWN ONE-OF-A-KIND [final warning sign] AFTER THE
REST WERE
REMEMBER, IF YOU SHOW THIS [warning sign] IN YOUR [back window], AND
THEY DON'T [let you cross], YOU HAVE THE LEGAL RIGHT TO [RUN THEM
DOWN]!!!!!!
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COOKIE OF BOY - LIKE MANY [buzzing] AND [burning] CREATORS, WE ARE EXPANDING
INTO SELLING [expired food] OVER THE [internet]
UNFORTUNATELY THE [Big Man]'S ALWAYS [flocking around] THE [cute li'l guys!] LIKE US WHO JUST WANT TO MAKE A QUICK BUCK BY SELLING [Poison],
SO TO GET AROUND THE [Office of Rules and Regulations], WE HAD TO MAKE
IT [100% INEDIBLE SLIME]
[Please read the fine print] IF YOU AREN'T A [li'l guy] YOU
MIGHT NEED TO [press ↓ to crouch]:
[choking hazard: ages 3 and up]
[choking hazard: ages 3 and below]
[choking hazard: age is exactly 3.]
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"FUR - THENTIC" CARDBOARD BOX - TIRED OF [facial recognition] BUT WANT EVERYONE TO [know who
you are]?
NOTHING WORKS BETTER THAN OUR [faithful recreation] OF EVERYBODY'S
FAVORITE [frosted cereal box],
COMPLETE WITH [fine] AND [skin-crawling] DETAILS CREATED BY OUR HARD
WORKING TEAM OF [disgusting FREAKS!!!!!!!!!]
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SPAMKEY CANDLE 'SPAMTON' SCENDED CANDLE - LIKE ANY [Big Shot] OF COURSE I HAVE MY OWN LINE OF [scented
perfumes], THE [ladies & gentlemen] WILL BE [gagging],
for!
THIS [olfactory experience] IS SURE TO TURN [Heads and tails] WHEN YOU
GET [Thrown out the window ] FOR LIGHTING IT IN THE [in-flight
restroom]!
WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY [smell] LIKE? GLAD YOU ASKED !!! THAT, MY FRIEND
IS AN [Industry secret], THAT I WILL [hopefully never know].
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RALSEI NURSE COSTUME FOR PLUSH - LET'S BE HONEST [folx]. [Fluff] SELLS. AND WHO HAS MORE [fluffey], [scringley] APPEAL THAN EVERYONE'S
FAVORITE [HIGHLY-marketable] [That Guy].
[Dress him up!!] IN THIS ONE-OF-A-KIND [nurse costume $9.99] AND HE
WILL MAKE YOUR [boo-boos] GO [bye-bye]!
BUY NOW AND IN OUR [Specil Deal], HE WILL ALSO MAKE YOUR [baa baas] GO [bo bo]!!!!!
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'YOUR BEST [$#€*]' HEART LOCKET - IT'S THE YOUR BEST [$#&*]' HEART LOCKET
EVER WISH YOU COULD [carry and cuddle a little] SPAMTON [All Day] SO
YOU WON'T BE [[ alone in the garbage ]] FOR SNACK TIME?
SOMEONE [hitting on you] AND YOUR [boyfriend] AND WISH YOU COULD SHOW
THEM A PICTURE OF YOUR [hotter boyfriend] SO [ no one will ever find you
attractive] AGAIN??
THIS [Heart-shapedObject] IS THE THING , [For you!],
A TRULY UNIQUE CONCEPT, A [commemorative locket] BETWEEN THE TWO MOST
IMPORTANT CHARACTERS, [Me] AND MY [Person who gives me money]
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SPAMTON 'MR. AND MRS. AND' THROUPLE CUTTING BOARD - IS THERE A [Mr.] or [Mrs.] IN YOUR LIFE?
HAVE YOU EVER [Seen one before]?
THEN [Your worries are over]! SPAMTON IS HERE TO [Save Your
Marriage].
THIS [commemorative cutting board] WILL HELP [introduce your partner to
a new and spicy stage in your relationship], WHETHER YOU ARE [already
married], LOOKING TO [immediately divorce], OR NEED TO USE THIS TO
[propose].
NOT READY FOR THE [next stage] YET? JUST USE IT AS A [threat] TO SAY
SPAMTON'S GONNA TO BE [Mr. Player 3] IF THEY DON'T [cook
more]!!
AS AN ADDED [bonus], WE WILL PROVIDE A [red correctional marker], SO IF
YOUR RELATIONSHIP GOES [South of the Border!], JUST CROSS OUT THE [Mr.]
OR [Mrs.] [as needed]!
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PIPIS BATH RUG - STEPPING OUT OF THE [Watering Hole] BUT ONLY A SINGLE TOE GOT
[so delicious and moist]?
SPAMTON [Industries] IS HERE WITH A UNIQUE ,
!
[PIPIS] BATH RUG
MADE OF [101% naturally 0rganic] [PIPIS] FIBERS , THERE'S ONLY [1] SO HURRY AND [Get it now before it's
too late]!
HURRY! THERE'S STILL ONLY [1]! NO! [they're multiplying...!] [they're multiplying...!]
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EMBROIDERED BATHROBE AND SLIPPERS - [look your stylish best] AFTER A REFRESHING [salad dip] IN
THE [burning acid] ! ALSO WORKS WELL FOR COMING OUT OF THE [five star
private bathroom] AFTER GETTING SWIRLIED IN THE [commode], OR BEING
PUSHED INTO THE [private pool] BY UNGRATEFUL [swine] !
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FUNGIBLE TOKEN - WE ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE SPAMTON [fungibleToken].
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IT TAKES THE FORM OF A [specil] PHYSICAL [inedible paper] THAT ONLY [1] PERSON CAN OWN. THAT'S
RIGHT [and there's more]! POSSESSING THE [holy object] GIVES YOU
[SOUL] OWNERSHIP OF IT, MEANING IF YOU USE ITS LIKENESS IN YOUR OWN
[creative project], WE WILL KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE WHEN WE NEED TO
[sue the pants off] YOUR SORRY [a$$]
NEW AND UNIQUE [bleeding edge technolongy] WILL ALLOW IT TO BE [crocs compatible] WITH ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE GAMES, SUCH AS [putting it on the wall], [darts], [folding], AND
BEST OF ALL, [forgetting you own it]!
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ASK SPAMTON LIVE Q&A - LIKE ANY [a cr3dited motivational speaker], I AM CONSTANTLY REQUIRED TO ANSWER
QUESTIONS FROM WORTHLESS PIECES OF [$#&*]
I WILL BE ANSWERING AT LEAST [5] QUESTIONS SELECTED FROM MY [loving
audience], TO BE PRESENTED ON MY SOCIAL MEDIA
THE QUESTIONS WILL BE CHOSEN [randomly] AND [fairly], [Prioritizing the rarely heard voices of those that have the] MOST FOLLOWERS TO
HELP ME [G4IN SUBSCR1BER]. REMEMBER, I'M MORE LIKELY TO ANSWER QUESTIONS THAT DON'T
[challenge me] IN ANY WAY, ARE [blatant praise], OR ARE [$#@%ing
useless]!
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PIPIS BIG SHOT FANTASYSHIP RING - SO HOW ABOUT THAT [Pipis]? HOW ABOUT THAT [sp0rt] OF THE
[Pipis]?
I KNOW SOME OF YOU KIDS OUT THERE LIKE [Hours of free Sp0rts Entertaiment!] SO HAVE I GOT A DEAL THAT'S [sweet Sunday creme] TO ANY SELF
RESPECTING [Ball Nut]!
IN THIS [Specil Deal], I WILL DECLARE YOU THE WINNER OF THE [Pipis]
[championship], AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO [$%#&] A SINGLE
THING!
GO AHEAD, KID. SHOW OFF YOU'RE [Big Shot] WITH THIS ONE-OF-A-KIND
[commemorative ring].
... DON'T LIKE IT? DON'T!?!?!? LIKE IT!?
GET HITCHED TO A [BaseBall] YOU [Snake]!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ENGRAVED WRISTWATCH - NOTHING SAYS YOU ARE A [Big Shot] LIKE A [Pr3mIUm luxjerry
w4tch], ANTIQUE FROM A R[itch] AND [powerfull] [ itch]
REST ASSURED, OUR MERCHANDISEIS [100%] [Authentic, Faithful Recreation] OF [stolen
goods]
NEED PROOF? THERE LIES THE NAME OF THE [angel with the tattered wings]!
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SPAMTON 3-D CELEBRITY PHOTO CUBE - KRIS!!! [L@@k]!!! I TURNED MYSELF INTO A [Cube]
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A [3D Photo Motivational Glass Cube] AND NOW
I'M [frozen in there] WITH SOME STUPID [Famous Genius] I'VE
NEVER EVEN HEARD OF
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M [trapped together in one room, and the door
won't open until they]
[Hurry now]!!! [Blink] AND YOU'LL MISS
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HOT MAMAS IN YOUR AREA REAL WINE GLASS 100% Replica - ANOTHER [faithful recreation], THIS TIME OF EVERYONE'S
FAVORITE [all-ages Beverage Choice!] JUST LOOKING AT IT, YOUR EYES CAN
ALMOST [Taste That Smooth Flavor] OF [Die]!
STILL FRAGRANT WITH [smoking hot a$$] FROM [Her Royalty's Personal
Collection], IT WILL ONLY [gaining value] WHEN IT BECOMES A [specil collector's item] AFTER I [replace her NOW!]! HAHA! [replace
her NOW]! HAHA!
AS A [Specil Bonus] IF YOU [Break Glass In Case Of Emergency] YOU CAN HAVE
[unrestricted access to the HOTTEST] [second-hand kiss] FROM ANY [Dead
Pharaoh] FOR [50 Miles around]! NOW THAT'S [Value]!!!
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SKELETON SNOW GLOBE - WHAT BETTER WAY TO [pronfess your love] TO SPAMTON THEN A [limited edition musical snow
glob] WITH EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE FAMOUS [skeleton]!
AND [Yes]!!!!!!!! THE [Song] IS , OF COURSE , JUST THAT [TOP 100 HIT]
[By the Classics You've Come To Expect]!!!
THAT'S WHY
THAT'S WHY WE CAN'T [legally show the image] RIGHT NOW.
THAT'S WHY THEY'RE COMING TO [kill] ME RIGHT NOW. THEY'RE
COMING TO
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EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF DELTARUNE MERCH YOU CAN BUY - HOW DID THIS GET HERE!? REAL [Whirligigs]!? WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING!? WHERE GOING TO GO [double bankrupt] IF YOU GUYS KEEP [eating
too much fruitcake XP]!!!
STOP!!! DON'T [win] THIS!!! YOU'LL [take it all]!!!
YOU'LL TAKE [everything I have].....
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SPAMTON ENGRAVED WEDDING RING - SHOW YOUR DEVOTION, YOUR [defication] TO THE ONE YOU LOVE MOST WITH THIS [Commemorative Ring]
IF YOU PROMISE ME YOUR [Heart-shapedObject] I CAN PROMISE YOU AN
[HonestMan] WHO WILL ALWAYS BE THERE TO [SCREAM] [It hurts! It Hurts!]
[What's yours is mine] AND [What's yours is mine].
DON'T LIKE IT? DON'T LIKE IT!?!? THEN DON'T WORRY, LIKE ALL
OF MY [commemorative Rings] JUST SLAP IT ON ANY [hochi mama] AND THEY
WILL BE YOURS!!!
YOU JUST NEED TO CHANGE YOUR NAME TO SPAMTON.
IT'S [engraved].
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SPAMTON BODY PILLOW - LIKE ANY SELF-RESPECTING [Big Shot] I HAVE AN [army of crazed
fans] WHO LOVE ME NOT JUST BECAUSE OF MY MASSIVE [Fame], BUT ALSO
BECAUSE OF MY MASSIVE [Ass]
HAVE A [Long and Refreshing] [sleep knowing that wanted criminals could
be right next to you and your family?] !
LET YOUR [Unhealthy attachment] TO YOUR FAVORITE SALESMAN [Fester]. THE
MORE YOU USE IT, THE MORE YOU'LL REALIZE [night sweats and rashes
may occur. Call a doctor immediately]
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SPAMTON’S FATE - Spamton...
Aren't you just sick of him?
Why does he get all the attention?
Why should he be so special?
He wasn't any better than any of us.
What do you think...?
Let's buy Spamton's silence, permanently.
Let's get him out of this place once and for all.
Don't you think it's about time someone else got the
spotlight!?
Or... should he stay free?
Let him live his lucky life.
Encourage him... be happy for him.
After all, are we really any better...?
Hm.
Spamton's fate... is in our hands.
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Sweepstakes Finale Stream
SPAMTON SWEEPSTAKES FINALE
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1594998411
- Guy who played Spamton A. Spamton’s stream from right
before
Google Drive unofficial yt-dlp SPAMTON SWEEPSTAKES - Spamton Value Network:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1s3jXLkTqqdeQ68jT3iqVl7S02SlNUnPK/view?usp=sharing
[more clarification please?] I asked Glossley for permission and
uploaded the live broadcast to my google drive. (it would be better to
put it on the official google drive)
Winners Of Each Prize:
Gift Cards:
- Scott K
- mary hayley
- Holly
- Josh
- Alexi
- SysNotCis
- Jellatin
- Alyssa Read
- RockManQQ
Shirt Wear:
- CHOMMI
-
Kevin James real
- Greatbear8u
- Neko
-
HoppesThereItIs
Spamton Socks:
Spamton Toilet Paper:
Spamton Worm:
Championship:
Corpse:
Sign:
Cookie:
Cardboard:
Candle:
Potassium:
Nurse Ralsei:
Heart Locket:
Cutting Board:
Pipis Rug:
Someone Please Continue The List Of Winners, Thank you!
CHATROOM:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bdRG7MXgBp8EkDmJza1A9Q6nLzvk46hfw6xW6h_yGTA/edit?usp=sharing
Wess says: Join the chatroom!
No more speaking beyond this point!
No disobedience here!
You should check out NotITG!
https://noti.tg/
NO [Specil Deals] HERE [Dearest]!!!
